The Teacher Note

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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten. A snail can sleep for three years. Cat's urine glows under a black light. All Polar bears are left-handed. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Butterflies taste with their feet. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved." *********************************