The Teacher Note

1.     Two American Indians are sitting on a Log - A big one and a small one. The small one is the big ones son However the Big one is not The Small ones Father, How is This Possible? 2.       A man is 100m Due South of a Bear, He walks 100m Due East Then Faces Due North and Fires his gun and hits the bear. What color was The Bear and Why? 3.     If you were driving a bus and picked up three girls on Sand Street, four boys and two girls on Egypt Avenue, and seven boys and five girls on Peach Tree Lane, how old was the driver?

        1. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its lights off too but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man? 2. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her younger twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. Why?

Q: What has many keys but can't open any doors? A: A piano. ************ Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? A: Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump!  ************ Q: What are two things people never eat before breakfast? A: Lunch and supper. *************

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!" A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.) Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean? A: A blackboard.