What is the longest word in the English language?
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)
Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)
Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".
Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What is white when it's dirty and black when it's clean?
A: A blackboard.
Q: What happens when "you" and "I" are gone?
A: Only 24 letters are left. (you=the letter "u" and I the letter "i".)
Q: What four letters frighten a thief?
A: O.I.C.U. (Oh I see you!)
Q: What relatives are dependent on "you"?
A: Aunt, uncle, cousin. They all need "U".
Q: What is the end of everything?
A: The letter "g".
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