The Teacher Note

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved." *********************************

It’s the wife’s birthday Husband: honey, I am sorry i forgot your birthday. Wife: ok, well if you really love me you will bring me something that will go from 0 to 200 in 3 seconds. The husband says ok. The next day Wife: where is my present?   Husband: it’s in the driveway. Wife is excited she runs out there and looks at the driveway and finds a weight scale *******************

My wife sat down next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, "What's on TV?" I said, "Dust." And then the fight started...  ********

A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before! Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I". Student: I is the... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog. For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.