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1.     Two American Indians are sitting on a Log - A big one and a small one. The small one is the big ones son However the Big one is not The Small ones Father, How is This Possible? 2.       A man is 100m Due South of a Bear, He walks 100m Due East Then Faces Due North and Fires his gun and hits the bear. What color was The Bear and Why? 3.     If you were driving a bus and picked up three girls on Sand Street, four boys and two girls on Egypt Avenue, and seven boys and five girls on Peach Tree Lane, how old was the driver?

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A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten. A snail can sleep for three years. Cat's urine glows under a black light. All Polar bears are left-handed. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. Butterflies taste with their feet. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class. Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

Little Johnny had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," she said. "I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved." *********************************

Michael Jackson – Best of all time (The king of pop music) A singer, a song writer and the king of pop music, Michael Joseph Jackson was born on August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana, to an African-American working-class family. He is also known as Michael Joe Jackson . Michael is the seventh child of his father and mother.   During his childhood, he was a lead singer of the Jackson family’s popular Motown group, Jackson5. He started his career from the age of five along with his four brothers. At the very beginning Michael showed a huge talent and he, his brother Jermaine became the main singers of the group. In 1968, when Jackson was ten, Motown records signed the Jackson5.

Some people prefer to spend time with one or two close friends. Others choose to spend time with a large number of friends. Compare the advantages of each choice. Which of these two ways of spending time do you prefer? Use specific reasons to support your answer. Friends are people who support us through our lives. Some people prefer to have one or two close friends. However, others prefer to spend their time with many friends. I think that the number of friends depends on one's personality. Personally, I prefer to

        1. A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him with its lights off too but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man? 2. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her younger twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. Why?